Why Jenny, why?

Apparently since I have run out of books, out of movies and out of crafts to amuse myself while I have the plague, I am supposed to begin this "blog". For some strange reason, Jenny believes it will entertain all the little children of the world and give me something to occupy my somewhat addled brain. I tell you there isn't enough coffee or alcohol in the world sometimes, and by god am I sleepy. Amused?